Are finally available here. MIT’s X-Pot won not for “best event” but for “most soul-crushing event” (that would be the road race). I think we can be proud of that.
“Early in the drive back from Easterns we partook in an inter car food fight with Bucknell (we think). While we we were focusing our powdered donuts on Car #1, their Car #2 owned us with a pile of banana peels. While still reeling from our earlier defeat, we ran across the MIT caravan on I80. After tossing some bananas at one of cars a guy in the front seat calmly showed off their conference winning award. D’oh.”